Contractors

Roofers, fencers, painters, door installers, window installers, electricians, dryer duct experts, and wallboard repair people to fix what each of the above damaged. Oh well, our house should be in repair soon, I hope. I really hope.

P.S. Here's a riddle I just made up:

Question: "What's the difference between contractors and locusts?"

Answer: "You can count on locusts to show up at least once every 20 years."